In an experimental program Zetacorp (tm)
Will be answering prayers in selected parts
Of the tri-state area. If your answer arrives
Damaged or mis-sized or you're the sort
Who prays for things you don't really want
There will be a two week return period.
Zetacorp (tm) takes no responsibility
For the condition or mood of returned prayers
So if they snarl, bite or creep you out
With their sad little faces it's not on us.
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