Baba Yaga says she needs a cat but
Doesn't say what for. Ignore her ad.
St. Crescentia is planning an expedition
To the court of the King of Locusts.
Exciting but foolish; it's known everywhere
That the locusts have no king. Aesred
Wants a discrete cat able to carry messages
And perform miracles. This sounds promising
Aesred usually exists just on Wednesdays ;
Leaving you free to sleep on laptops
Purr loudly and do a bit of light haunting
The other nine days of the week.
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