AMONG THE GODS

Strictly speaking, the God of Penn Station

Should not have thunderbolts. His remit

Does not include smiting people; at most 

He's allowed to cancel trains, block stairways,

Post confusing signs and grant wishes.

(Wait. The God of Penn Station grants wishes?

What sort of wishes? What are his rates?

Is their a discount for small wishes or

For those who wish to wish in bulk?)