PROBLEM

Assume the universe -- except Wales,
Which has always been there --
Begins at 6 p.m., October 22, 4004 B.C.
At which time God sets out from Swansea
In every direction at once.
                                                Where and when
Will He meet Himself; will it be raining there?

Extra credit: When God runs into Himself
He will say "Fancy meeting You! This calls
For a drink!" Where should They go?
How should They split the tab?