Death, who's always fancied himself
Cutting edge, has developed an app
Downloadable on desktops, laptops,
Tablets, phones and intelligent toasters.
It provides news of his doings, playlists
Of his favorite songs and photos
Of him relaxing or hobnobbing with
B-list celebrities. It also has links
To games and a simple drawing program.
It won't kill you, even if you ask nicely.
(For now, Death still makes house calls
Though he's reported to have invested
Substantial sums in a company
Heavily involved in AI development.)
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