Friday, April 24, 2020

THEOLOGY

The One-Dimensional God
Is a point who, by Its nature,
Cannot understand anything
Which isn’t It.

The Two-Dimensional God
Would help if She could
But cannot get Her arms
Around a problem. Also,
When She turns sideways
She disappears.

The Four-Dimensional God
Will arrive with answers
To everything a hundred years
Before you were born or
Eighteen months after you died.

The Three-Dimensional God
Had a very nice run but,
Wanted for questioning by the police,
Has been lying doggo.
If you see Him, be cautious,
Make no sign you know Him.

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