Wednesday, March 18, 2015


It was St. Patrick's Day and I decided
To look up online the etymology
Of the word "wharfinger."
(I knew what a wharfinger is:
The man or woman who runs a wharf)
But the computer was puzzled
Did I, perhaps, mean "wharfing god?"
It happens I have for some time past
Been actively recruiting for a pantheon
Now I apparently need a god who wharfs
If you when you woke up you were (a) a god
And (b) had the ability to wharf
Applications and brief essays should be sent in
(Real gods will know where to send them).

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