Valentine is actually one of the more dour saints; he probably does not much look forward to his day. When he gets up, he can barely push his door open; each of the eleven thousand virgins who attend St. Ursula has left a piece of chocolate outside his room. (This happens every year; St. Christopher will come by later and carry the chocolates away). St. Sebastian will leave him an arrow, on which he’ll cut his finger; St. Apollonia will pass him in the hall; gaze at him wordlessly, and press a tooth into his hand. He will be besieged by prayers, which he will conscientiously try to answer, although he is fairly clueless on the mysteries of human love. This explains the number of puzzled looks one sees as the day goes on, as people find Valentine’s answers popping into their heads. “I find speaking about the martyrdom of St. Gelasius is generally a good way to break the ice;” “I believe you mean ‘inamorata’ – ‘inamaretto’ refers to someone who loves almond liqueurs, which is probably a sin and is, anyway, fattening;” “I asked St. Barbara and she said a howitzer is a small, light cannon used to deliver shells with a curved trajectory while a bazooka is a portable electrically-fired rocket launcher. Do your parents know about your interest in artillery?”
Monday, February 15, 2021
Friday, February 12, 2021
IN THE ATTIC LIBRARY
A drift of feathers down the stairs
Death has been here, waits here still
Half asleep among the books
Crowded on blue-painted shelves.
No hurry. The man whose books
These have been has even now
A bit more dying to do. In a corner
A small green Buddha sits, waiting
For Death to stir himself and speak.
Wednesday, February 10, 2021
Monday, February 8, 2021
WAITING
It's been three hundred and sixteen years
Since the last authenticated sighting of St. Roch
Still, the waiting room is crowded with
Bachelors, diseased cattle, dogs,
Falsely accused people, invalids, Istanbulis,
Surgeons, tile-makers, gravediggers,
Dealers in used goods, pilgrims and apothecaries.
Occasionally, they speak to each other
A surgeon and an apothecary sometimes
Do what they can for the sickest cattle
Dogs are everywhere. They usually have
Problems of their own but bark amusingly,
Trying to cheer the glummest bachelors.
When the weather is good there may be
Impromptu parades. Dogs howl or walk
Upright, leaning on twisted canes;
Banners wave; sick cattle nod to the crowd
From floats advertising patent medicines.
The falsely accused help tile-makers and bachelors
Carry invalids through the Istanbul streets.
(Being thoughtful people, the gravediggers
Never offer to lend a hand.)
Friday, February 5, 2021
FAMILIAR
A saint of some kind
But who? The features
Are worn, the attributes
A mere blur. A small animal
Follows him. A dog?
St. Roch, then. Ask
Him to cure you of plague.
A pig? St. Anthony, probably.
Ask help in finding
Something you've lost.
Could it be a duck?
St. Cuthbert, surely.
He's between specialties
But will chat for a bit.
If there's any chance
It might be an urvogel
You are in deep waters;
Back away quietly.
Wednesday, February 3, 2021
BRIDGE
Since he lives on the street
Jerome's dreams often
Have trouble finding him.
Cold nights, they gather
In dim parking lots
Exchanging rumors.
The dream I know best
Has him walking slowly
Over a bridge lined with statues
Each one holds a lit candle
Blown out as the saint passes
Monday, February 1, 2021
ANNA
In her shining kerchief and shimmering cloak
The very old woman peers at her Bible
Trying to see if God has remembered
To mention her. How handsome
He was before the world was made!
How softly He'd sing under her window;
She can recall every word. Ask her;
She'll sing a few lines, beating out time
With her puffed and swollen-fingered hand.