The great sage
Eleazar
Could, by magic,
Make food appear
Unfortunately,
Only cucumbers
(Still!)
The great sage
Eleazar
Could, by magic,
Make food appear
Unfortunately,
Only cucumbers
(Still!)
Speaking as a mermaid I
Consider saints unnatural
Creatures who benefit
Unfairly from having unlimited
Lines of Credit from the Bank
Of God. Speaking as a saint I
Suspect mermaids to be dubious
Metaphors inspired by
An unhealthy distaste for sex
And women in general.
Speaking as both : The Universe
Does things it will probably regret
If ever it comes back to its senses.
There was no saint on duty so a
Visiting arhat was pressed
Into service to tell the gathering
That an assembly of all the angels
That are or were or ever might be
Would be dangerous and unlawful "unless,"
He added, "they're dancing on the point
Of a pin. That, of course, is quite all right."
The machine looking through me
Grumbles and clanks and shrieks
With exasperation. Why is that bone there?
You call those kidneys? I could make better ones
From pipe-cleaners and a plastic sponge!
And what's that thing pretending I don't see it?
Really, when they put this man together
They should've come to me for advice.
Hey you -- Yechiel called Charles!
And you -- Someone called Shepsie!
I've not enough of either of you
For a poem but the customer's urgent
And no one else is on duty tonight
Do you think between the two of you
You can manage to cast a shadow?
Yechiel,
You're up first. What facts are known
About you? Well, you once managed
Some sort of factory and saw a girl
Who wore red striped stockings
While she worked; you married her
And had eight children one of whom
Was my mother's step-mother Fanny.
That she, the designated "stay at home
Caring for your parents daughter" got married
Did not release her from her duty;
You and your wife Zlateh called Jenny,
But also called Goldie, lived out your years
In my grandfather Joe's house
Where Jenny quickly made its kitchen
The People's Republic of Jenny.
My mother could always enter freely;
Everyone else had to ask or be invited.
(Enough already with Zlateh-Jenny-Goldie!
Another word and the poem is hers;
God knows what she'd do with it! )
How did Charles spend the day?
Not known. (There's a confused tale
Of him building a house that fell down.)
Did he ever learn to open a can
Of condensed milk with a meat-cleaver?
Doubtful. My mother told stories
About almost every one, but my father
Had to tell me of the striped stockings.
What've you got for me, Shepsie?
Not even your real name. I heard of you
Only once when my father and his brothers
And sisters suddenly asked each other
"Do you remember Shepsie?" They did;
He was the man who so loved their father Max
That he bought a grave next to Max's -- nowhere near
Where Shepsie's family lies.
Shepsie would do anything for Max
But a good day's work; every so often Max
Had to fire him. Then he'd hire him back
Since how could he let Shepsie starve?
We must be getting near the end of the poem;
I can see a moral barreling down the road,
Weaving dangerously as it goes. Well,
Maybe not a genuine moral but more
Of an observation: In life some of us
Get the girl in red stockings who knows
How to open a can with a meat cleaver
And some of us get Shepsie.
That woman from whom you
Just now bought a shoelace --
Sturdy, dark-eyed, a bit stout --
Was Persephone until she saw
Some Spring's first blossom
And wasn't at all surprised.
Since it's just the sort of overpowered black car
You'd expect Death to have I'm not surprised
To see him driving it, his hands at ten and two;
My Aunt Rose, having called shotgun, sits beside him.
This too is not surprising though I wonder
How she persuaded him to wear a chauffeur's cap.
She nods at me and carefully turns one gloved hand
Thirty degrees to the left then thirty degrees to the right --
A monarch acknowledging a subject's existence.
She looks pretty well, all things considered,
Her eyes still blue and sharp and cold.
Silence is, of course,
Silence so when I ask
What's with the flute
You're carrying
She says
Nothing but points
To the small drum
She has strapped to her hip
Which I suppose
Wanted company.
1918; Max reads Charles Reznikoff's poem
About the shopgirls leaving work
So the rats and roaches can begin their shifts
Reznikoff's family makes hats. Sometimes
Reznikoff sells them. Max makes coats.
On her day off, a shopgirl -- I see her
As tall and thin and talkative, moving
Rapidly or not at all -- could wear
A Reznikoff hat and a Max-made coat;
My other grandfather, Joe
Could make a watch for her. No;
It's 1918 and Joe is in the army. His father
Juda will have to make it and sell it
From his shop on a street that will disappear
Thirty years later to make an approach
To the Brooklyn Battery Tunnel. Still
We in 1918 could care less; we're thinking
Of that tall shopgirl and wondering
What, if anything, she's wearing
Besides a coat and a hat and a watch.
I have sinned, Saint 467 --
Intercede for me and I
Will build for you an altar
Between those of Saint 394
Who once lent me ten dollars
And Saints 606 and 909
One of whom gave me a cat.
When there is one God, says Sobek,
Holding a beer in his thick-clawed hand,
It is His nature to fill everywhere,
To be everything. This leaves no room
For anyone else. Think how lonely that is!
You try to amuse Yourself; You invent Time
Hoping something will happen; nothing does
Until there is something else. Usually a dog.
Someday, though, a crocodile. Just wait
And see what sort of universe God will make
When He has a crocodile!
Perhaps God is a bit deaf so that
Ten men must talk together
To make Him hear and, even so,
He often misses some fine nuance
Or misunderstands us entirely.
Named angels last but
Nameless ones flicker
In and out of existence
So when God told
A nameless angel
With a long nose
And lank red hair
That He, due to His nature,
Was the only being able
To know both the location
And velocity of a particle
At the same time the poor thing
Had just time to say “Ah”
Before vanishing forever
My mother's stepmother Fanny
Did not, every witness agrees, love her
But kept her marriage bargain and
Taught the child all manner of things
Such as how to fold contour sheets
How to sew a dress from a pattern
How to buy meat, vegetables, fruit
How to bargain and not be cheated.
In the kitchen of her house her mother Jenny
Spent her days -- a woman so powerful
That I know many stories about her
And only two about her husband and both of them
Are mostly about Jenny anyway. She ruled the kitchen
But where her husband spent his days
Who knows? Perhaps to spite her daughter
Jenny was madly in love with my mother
And taught her that opals and peacock feathers
Bring bad luck and that a knife must never
Be given to a friend; demand something for it --
A penny will do -- or it will cut the friendship.
For nine hundred years
The blue vase has warned
In black Persian letters
That nothing lasts.
It looks water-tight;
If the museum allowed,
It could hold flowers.
The rare illness that was supposed
To finish off my mother's stepmother
Found her a very tough customer
So much so that one of her doctors
Meeting her in the street said
"Mrs. Lemport -- you're still alive?"
There's a picture of Death
Taken when he was young
And still feeling his way.
He's in a boat, leaning back,
Looking into the sky. A woman
Sits opposite him with the oars
Doing all the work.
At various points in the sky there are
Rabbits posted. Every so often they leave
Their holes (you cannot imagine a hole in
The sky because you are not a
Rabbit) and see the Sun barreling down at
Them. "You again!" they mutter and give it a
Hard kick to speed it on its way.
Every now and then Cotyto,
The Thracian goddess of immorality
Leaves a pamphlet in my mailbox
Or a flyer under my door handle
Advising me she's still doing business
At the old address -- the one
I never could find fifty years ago.
I read that one overmastered by anger
Should pray to St. Jerome. Having no reason
To walk down Seventh Avenue, where he sleeps
Most nights in doorways, I haven't seen Jerome
In years but, being angry, sought him out.
We sat together, not speaking, being angry together.
As if she didn't have enough on her plate
She wakes to find she's become a saint
With unlimited access to the illimitable Grace of God
She slams her coffee mug down, breaking it
Then irritably makes the pieces reassemble.
As everyone knows, Gian Giacomo Trivulzio
Led the French invasion of Milan in 1499
And later commissioned Leonardo da Vinci
To build him a tomb which -- no surprise! --
Was never built. His tombless ghost haunts
Leonardo's designs, frightening no one
If we did our job right you'll scarcely hear it:
Just a very soft click when twilight starts
If we were in a hurry, though, there might be
A rasp or a shrill squeak. We've an arrangement
With certain corvids for such occasions.
Who make themselves conspicuous so you'll think
It was just a contrary grackle or some angry crows.
When he was a clothing cutter my grandfather Max
Didn't go home during busy season but slept,
As did the other workers, on the cutting tables
Or on piles of fabric. At the beginning of the season
Their dreams expected to find them in their beds
And, disappointed, might be seen moving slowly
Through the late-night streets, cursing their ill-fortune.
Max's friend Shepsie -- his real name is lost now
And may have been lost then -- had just one dream
It was ragged from having been dreamt so often
And though the tailors did their best for it,
Sewing up holes and patching it with remnants,
The police sometimes arrested it for vagrancy.