On the paper's front page it said
BEST BABY EVER, KILLED!
Well, the words were "Palestinian mother
Holds baby daughter killed in air raid"
But I knew this was the best baby ever
Since they all are. As a Kohain I am,
If you push back far enough to get
To the Bible, the grandson of Aaron
The first high priest. This means Moses is
My great uncle, more or less. Kohains
Are entitled to wear a turban and a sash
And to collect five shekels at a bris. Also
We're supposed to obey all sorts of rules
Including never looking on a corpse.
See one? Take off your turban and sash;
Don't enter prayer houses until you've been purified.
So, what purifies me after seeing the small corpse
Of the best baby ever? I asked Uncle Moses
Who said, really, he'd never gotten over
All those Egyptians drowning in the Red Sea.
"I grew up in the palace, remember; I knew
Most of those soldiers. Thousands of years it is
But ask and I'll sing you one of their songs."