I'm turning, the mirror says,
Into Hans Holbein's Friedrich III
With the cool, wary eyes of
A man born to be fooled and
A square-cut beard. Really,
I wonder, how could Pope Leo
Or Martin Luther have put
Any faith in me at all?
I'm turning, the mirror says,
Into Hans Holbein's Friedrich III
With the cool, wary eyes of
A man born to be fooled and
A square-cut beard. Really,
I wonder, how could Pope Leo
Or Martin Luther have put
Any faith in me at all?
The Pharaoh Senwosret usually walked
With the personification of his pharaohness
Who looked like Senwosret but
Had larger eyes and a brighter smile
Also, he was carved from stone.
Evenings, when the pharaoh slept,
The statue would slip away --
To the extent anyone carved from diorite
Can be said to slip away -- and roll dice
With the pharaoh's cook and with
The man who carried Senwosret's sandals.
The ungracious rood at Boxley
Used to roll its eyes and
Shout insults at passersby.
It revealed secrets and
In harsh weather could be heard
Muttering "I'm an unfortunate
Statue. When will the Reformation
Arrive, letting me come down
And be burned as firewood?"
From three poems away the stone horse --
All that's left of the Jade Prince's glory --
Listens to the thin notes of a Tatar flute.
Tu Fu considers pawning his clothes
To buy wine.
Realizing he's now a character in a poem
Written centuries ago, he sighs.
The wine will be sour and the pun --
That very brilliant pun! -- he wrote
In 752 will be lost on me since I
Read him in translation.
Having appeared in adjacent poems
My grandfather Joe and the assassin
Sparafucile have struck up
A sort of friendship. They've come up
With a proposal for a poem in which
They could appear together.
I can't quite fit it in so I've hired
Another writer who likes Sparafucile
(Everyone likes Sparafucile except
A woman in Ohio) but has problems
With Joe. It's been proposed that Max,
My other grandfather, take his place
And we try for a sort of Ernest Lubitsch
Light-comedy effect. Baba Yaga's agent
Says she's interested in playing
Sparafucile's daffy girlfriend.
My grandfather Joe's first wife's
Great-great grandfather
Could, witnesses say,
Fly or, at the very least,
Drift upwards off the ground.
In Joe's eyes you could see
The thought that the trick
Was to pretend that gravity
Was something you obeyed.
Hieronymo Sparafucile
Returns to Mantua
Sings his own name
Offers to work
As an assassin.
His shadow
Struts four steps behind,
Through nights
Moonless and overcast
Playing a ridiculous flute
Picked up on their travels.
Having lost his home
In the afterlife
My grandfather Joe
Spends nights nights
In unused dreams,
Falling asleep among the props.
Mermaids have never
Figured much in my dreams
Working sometimes
In supporting roles.
Joe has begun teaching
A few of them to play chess.
From the Swat Valley a Buddha
Was brought by Vikings to Sverige
Since these were times
When no wise man or god
Walked about unprotected,
He was found wearing
Some pieces of leather armor.
Yesterday my granddaughter
Spent seven minutes learning
The language of cats.
(You learn Cat quickly
Or not at all.) Testing her,
I told a story; line after line
She translated it into
Mews, growls, purrs and hisses.
The tortoise-shell feigned sleep
But was, I assume, spellbound,
When poets drop by to point out
That they win medals,
Get published, know what rhymes
With orange, I'll answer, "True but
"Which of your works
Has been translated into Cat?"
The Chicago train left between 3 and 4
In the afternoon and arrived about 10
The next morning. At some point
Near the westmost edge of Indiana
Time moved back to repeat an hour.
If I want to visit myself as I was,
An hour spent not here or there
Between wake and sleep will do
So long as I remember that he,
Has his own absorbing concerns
(Not least the girl sleeping next to him
Her dark head against his shoulder)
And no intent in particular
Of growing up to be me.
I remember the ball; six stars
Evenly spaced, separated by
A double chevron stripe
At the equator. In the picture
My brother -- I'm not born yet --
Sits well back on a couch;
His feet don't reach the edge.
The ball's in a pot, the pot's
On his lap, carefully held.
Read his eyes: "Ball, you and Pot
Must stand by me always."