Friday, January 31, 2020

NOTA BENE

If you'd ask a favor of Libitina, the new-made Goddess of Corners, you need to stand where two things -- streets, walls, index fingers, destinies -- meet at any angle between 45 and 135 degrees. Prayers made at angles that fall outside this range will be answered, if at all, by either apprentices or felon gods performing their community service. All answered prayers are non-returnable and sold without warranty.

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