"Days like this," said God,
"I'm glad I don't exist."
A portmanteau
The ox pauses, one hoof in the air;
The girl leading him by a thin rope
(Which he could break in a second if he chose)
Has stopped and looks off into space
She hears something or has just, perhaps, interceped
A message meant for you but delivered
To her, nearly two centuries away
Just as the afternoon turns to evening
Near the sixty-sixth station of the Kisokaido Road.
The angel assigned to check on Schrodinger's cat
Has had her job since 1935. After each visit
She submits a pre-printed form that says
"Schrodinger's cat is/is not/is not not alive."
Under "Additional Notes" she sometimes writes
"Changed litter. Fed. Cat wants to know
Why Schrodinger never takes a turn in box;
Told her I don't make rules and have never
Had a raise or been named Employee of the Month."
An angel comes by now and then
And knocks on the box, saying
"Cat! Are you alive?"
The cat says "yes" or "no"
Or "yes and no" or "neither yes
Nor no" or, if it's feeling cranky,
"Who is it wants to know?"
When I was in college I wrote
Any number of poems in which Death and I
Were close friends. In some we rode motorcycles;
(The wind blew his cowl back as we sped along;
How hard he worked to keep his robes untangled!)
In others we wandered or fought or looked for jobs
Or called each other on the phone or looked at stars
Until we fell --almost -- into the sky.
I haven't written such poems in years.
The Death I deal with now is young, efficient
Humorless; he wouldn't know
One end of a scythe from the other.
They were buried sitting upright
She was in his lap; his arms around her waist.
The man was given cleated hel-shoes
To make easier his march into death.
The woman was not; it was presumed
She'd ride in a wagon pulled by dead horses.
Archaeologists think they'd each been given
A pouch filled with foreign coins
Though the woman wound up with both
Because even dead witches have their tricks.
A spear was thrown into the grave just before
The dirt was shovelled back in to say
"Your way is forward; do not return."