bunter wrting in the style of archy the cockroach expains to lord peter why hes taken another job

boss said bunter,
no hard feelings but
after playing a
major role in
your first books and
nursing the bad case
of the wimwams you
brought home from
the trenches i
have dwindled to a
mere bit player and so
have accepted the general's
offer to return to
my original role
as a batman if
any mail comes
for me please forward it
to 1778