Two days ago was half-St. Patrick’s
Day, a sort of holiday, I discover, obviously celebrating a partial saint who performed semi-miracles.
At his command, Ireland was, perhaps, cleared of half
its snakes. Or maybe he worked only
Mondays, Wednesdays and alternate Fridays. In any event, I am relieved to hear
of his existence; poor Crescentia needs an assistant; she’s has been working
quite hard – we consume miracles like popcorn some days -- and this blog couldn’t
afford another full saint’s salary.
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