Monday, September 14, 2026

FORM

 

The angel assigned to check on Schrodinger's cat

Has had her job since 1935. After each visit

She submits a pre-printed form that says

"Schrodinger's cat is/is not/is not not alive."

Under "Additional Notes" she sometimes writes

"Changed litter. Fed. Cat wants to know

Why Schrodinger never takes a turn in box;

Told her I don't make rules and have never

Had a raise or been named Employee of the Month."

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