The god you are attempting to
reach
Is not in service. Please
stay on the line
And the next available god
will take your prayer
Or, perhaps, totally ignore
it. Even a default god
Working the phones on a
holiday night
Will do what she wants. Take
my advice:
Hang up now. If it's been a
rough shift
She might technically grant
your prayer
With results coming down
anywhere between
The mildly amusing and the
conditionally tragic.
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