My father knew pretty much
All the dynasties including
The Qin, The Western Han,
His kid sister the Eastern Han,
The Xin, the Jin, the Sui, the Tang,
The Wu Zhous, the Song,
The Yuan and the Quing but
Was friendliest with the Ming.
None of them, he said,
Much liked the others but all
Agreed that the thing with
The Mandate of Heaven
Was totally a pain. When you lost it
The country went to pot while the gods
Took their sweet time
Making a new one for another dynasty.
Also, the damned things had a talent
For getting lost, melting away,
Falling down a well or into a river
Or just vanishing without warning.
If you put it in your sleeve
(Pockets are beneath a dynasty's dignity)
It would slip out through a hole.
Nothing worked, not even writing your name
On it in big ideograms with a
"If found, drop in any mailbox;
Postage will be paid by the Eastern Han."